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Game 38A SATURDAY 7.21.18. KPP5 BY MIKE SPIEL
Despite some naysayers about the sides, we played a great 13 inning 8-8 tie. Both Hunt and Z pitched well, with Z pitching 7 scoreless innings to finish the game. Brian continued his hot hitting with 5 hits and in the middle of every rally. Doug Keller had several hits including a booming triple to LCF. Defense was the name of the game with both teams turning some nice dp’s and Jack with a couple of nice plays at 3b.
Game 38B SATURDAY 7.21.18. KPP3 BY YOUR COMMIE-SHUGANA
3 CHEERS FOR THE WHITE, BLUE, AND RED!
TODAY’S ALL-TSAR GAME!
WAS AN ARMS RACE!
ALL-TSARS SCHWARTZIE/JERIANO (BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHERLAND) VS ALL-TSAR SCOTT.
RESULTKIES IN A 11-8 VICTORY FOR THE BROOSKIES.
ALTHOUGH NOBODY HIT THE BALL-SHEVIK BEYOND THE IRON CURTAIN.
*EXPLANATION: LOGICALLY A PUTIN MUST BE THE OPPOSITE OF A PUTOUT, ERGO A PUTIN IS A HIT!
RUSSKY RUSSELL MADE SEVERAL ЗАХВАТЫВАЮЩИЙ DEFENSIVE MANEUVERS AT SHORTSTOP TO CREATE A BLOCKADE OF BALLS HEADING TOWARDS THE SIBERIAN HINTERLANDS. HE ALSO FIRED A NUCLEAR POWERED SPUTNIK INTO RIGHT FIELD FOR A PUTIN AND A RUSSIAN BATTED IN.
WHILE OTHERS DUCKED AND COVERED, BRUCESKY MADE SEVERAL FINE LEFTWINGED PLAYS AT 3B.
COMRADE BEN MADE A FINE RUNNING PLAY OF A BALL THAT WAS LAUNCHED FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOING MAXIMUM DAMAGE IN EASTERN PART OF FIELD.
COMRADE MIKE KENT WAS BACK IN ACTION FINDING HIMSELF SURROUNDED BY EASTERN BLOC-HEADS, BUT COMING UP WITH A COUPLE OF PUTINS.
DESPITE A RED SCARE IN THE 9TH, JERIANO FOLLOWED A POLICY OF CONTAINMENT AND HELD OFF AN ATTACK BY HOMELANDERS.
I WOULD USE CURSE WORDS IN THE HIGHLIGHTS, BUT I HATE TO BE VOLGA.
I’M SURE AFTER READING THIS MANY ARE SAYING,
“BETTER DEAD THAN READ”
LATEST GNSB CONSPIRACY THEORIES
THE COMMISSIONER TOGETHER WITH GNSB’S DEEP STATE, PLOTTED TO CALL OFF TODAY’S GAME TO SAVE SOFTBALLS.
THE DISABLED LIST IS A HOAX PERPETRATED BY PLAYERS WHO ENJOY GOING TO DOCTORS.
THE DL IS A HOAX PERPETRATED BY PLAYERS WHO WANT TO RAISE THEIR PERSONAL PRICE PER GAME COST SO THAT THEY ARE ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
Despite some naysayers about the sides, we played a great 13 inning 8-8 tie. Both Hunt and Z pitched well, with Z pitching 7 scoreless innings to finish the game. Brian continued his hot hitting with 5 hits and in the middle of every rally. Doug Keller had several hits including a booming triple to LCF. Defense was the name of the game with both teams turning some nice dp’s and Jack with a couple of nice plays at 3b.
Game 38B SATURDAY 7.21.18. KPP3 BY YOUR COMMIE-SHUGANA
3 CHEERS FOR THE WHITE, BLUE, AND RED!
TODAY’S ALL-TSAR GAME!
WAS AN ARMS RACE!
ALL-TSARS SCHWARTZIE/JERIANO (BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHERLAND) VS ALL-TSAR SCOTT.
RESULTKIES IN A 11-8 VICTORY FOR THE BROOSKIES.
ALTHOUGH NOBODY HIT THE BALL-SHEVIK BEYOND THE IRON CURTAIN.
- COMRADE MATT Z KHRUSCHED 4 PUTINS* FOR 4 RBI
- COMRADE BILL I SHOWED SOME REAL SUPER-POWER AS HE KHRUSCHED 3 PUTINS* INCLUDING A TRIPLENKA WHICH HE AIRLIFTED TO DEEP LEFT CENTER FOR 3 RBI
- COMRADE JEFF “PELE” BASKIN WAS BASKIN’ IN THE SUN AFTER HAMMERING AND SICKLE-ING 3 PUTINS*.
*EXPLANATION: LOGICALLY A PUTIN MUST BE THE OPPOSITE OF A PUTOUT, ERGO A PUTIN IS A HIT!
RUSSKY RUSSELL MADE SEVERAL ЗАХВАТЫВАЮЩИЙ DEFENSIVE MANEUVERS AT SHORTSTOP TO CREATE A BLOCKADE OF BALLS HEADING TOWARDS THE SIBERIAN HINTERLANDS. HE ALSO FIRED A NUCLEAR POWERED SPUTNIK INTO RIGHT FIELD FOR A PUTIN AND A RUSSIAN BATTED IN.
WHILE OTHERS DUCKED AND COVERED, BRUCESKY MADE SEVERAL FINE LEFTWINGED PLAYS AT 3B.
COMRADE BEN MADE A FINE RUNNING PLAY OF A BALL THAT WAS LAUNCHED FOR THE PURPOSE OF DOING MAXIMUM DAMAGE IN EASTERN PART OF FIELD.
COMRADE MIKE KENT WAS BACK IN ACTION FINDING HIMSELF SURROUNDED BY EASTERN BLOC-HEADS, BUT COMING UP WITH A COUPLE OF PUTINS.
DESPITE A RED SCARE IN THE 9TH, JERIANO FOLLOWED A POLICY OF CONTAINMENT AND HELD OFF AN ATTACK BY HOMELANDERS.
I WOULD USE CURSE WORDS IN THE HIGHLIGHTS, BUT I HATE TO BE VOLGA.
I’M SURE AFTER READING THIS MANY ARE SAYING,
“BETTER DEAD THAN READ”
LATEST GNSB CONSPIRACY THEORIES
THE COMMISSIONER TOGETHER WITH GNSB’S DEEP STATE, PLOTTED TO CALL OFF TODAY’S GAME TO SAVE SOFTBALLS.
THE DISABLED LIST IS A HOAX PERPETRATED BY PLAYERS WHO ENJOY GOING TO DOCTORS.
THE DL IS A HOAX PERPETRATED BY PLAYERS WHO WANT TO RAISE THEIR PERSONAL PRICE PER GAME COST SO THAT THEY ARE ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
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